Saturday, September 17, 2005

Piss on you

Walmart!!!
really it was embarrassing!! I went to the store today and was forced to go to Walmart since that is where J3 saw the bike he wants for his birthday... it was just J4,5 and I so we took our time and headed to the toy section first ( well after walking through the photo section that is) the toy section was so much fun and not a place we generally spend much time in... and certainly not in Walmart!! so J4 just ignored the fact that he had to pee (purely a guess on my part)... and of course I had no clue and with being in the store alone with 4 & 5 I was totally oblivious to anything going on!! So we finally head away from the toys and see a video box filled with cheap DVDs and I start looking through them and Jumanji catches my eye... I contemplate getting it ( I love Robin Williams) since it is only $5.50 and hand it to J5 to play with while I dig through more movies to see what is in the bin... J5 throws the movie on the floor.. no big deal I will get it in a minute... after all he isn't fussing about dropping it... then I knock a movie on the floor and now several people are standing around the bin diggin for movies so I figure I better rescue Jumanji before someone else grabs it... only thing is as I bend over to get it I notice little droplets of liquid on the floor... I slowly bring my gaze up to see J4 standing spread eagle in the cart and being completely silent... and as I think about it he was silent for several minutes before I noticed this... so I am thinking huh? there is nothing in the cart that could leak... and as I slowly follow the droplets I notice to my horror that next to us on the side of the bin... where we had come from... was a HUGE puddle on the floor OH MY GOSH!!! he PEED!!!!! I was frozen.... I was in total shock, TOTAL shock.... but yet it was sort of funny since we hate Walmart.... but I had to figure a way out of the situation... I mean how do you deal with that??? excuse me Mr, Mrs Walmart worker but my son just peed on your floor?... I think not! I have total appreciation for the play oblivious and walk on... as fast as you can.... to the restroom sign that has appeared in your panic stricken gaze directly in front of you at the end of the hall....
OK so call me bad for not announcing that fact that my child has just peed a river in Walmart! I did feel bad when I came out of the restroom and saw 2 women cleaning up the mess, looking at the wet paper in their hand trying to figure out what had "leaked" on the floor... but I guess not bad enough to walk up to them with my pee soaked child to apologize!

So here's to you Mrs clean up on aisle 3 worker..............

4 comments:

Cheryl said...

LOL, that sounds like something I would do!

peter parker said...

horrible isn't it! LOL oh well it was Walmart...

Tara said...

That's hilarious! I think I would probably tell them it was me and then leave immediately. I'm too honest for my own good.

peter parker said...

HA, I know I should of... but it was a main aisle with a lot of people in the area.. I don't think I could have handled all those eye's on me!